Windsor FM Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station
WINDSOR FM
Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station
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With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
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With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
Rising from our humble beginnings as a chained group of drive in speakers, today Windsor FM proudly enjoys a daily listenership of 4.7 trillion, becoming the single most powerful Windsor Ontario radio station in human history.
#1
With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
#3
With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station
Rising from our humble beginnings as a chained group of drive in speakers, today Windsor FM proudly enjoys a daily listenership of 4.7 trillion, becoming the single most powerful Windsor Ontario radio station in human history.
Windsor FM is the first Windsor Ontario radio station to use our patent pending technology that constantly monitors your anxiety, your home’s humidity level, your likely-hood of shoplifting a whole chicken, the price of milk and so on. We take all that data and in real time scour our vast music library and pick a suitable song for that exact moment. 99.9% perfect but on occasion it fucks up and plays Van Halen’s Jump while some asshole is rock climbing. If you hear Ed Sheran’s Castle on the Hill, chances are you have a broken leg! You should get that checked.
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With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
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closeFor every Show page the timetable is auomatically generated from the schedule, and you can set automatic carousels of Podcasts, Articles and Charts by simply choosing a category. Curabitur id lacus felis. Sed justo mauris, auctor eget tellus nec, pellentesque varius mauris. Sed eu congue nulla, et tincidunt justo. Aliquam semper faucibus odio id varius. Suspendisse varius laoreet sodales.
closeWindsor FM News has you covered with all the news you need to know so you can head out the door still thinking I have to put up with all you assholes. Up to the minute news, sports, entertainment and more fluff that we think up. Hell, we will even throw in the odd story of someone stepping on a duck if you’d like.
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Meteorologist Doug Bramowski’s Forecast
for his whore of an ex-wife Linda
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