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Rising from our humble beginnings as a chained group of drive in speakers, today Windsor FM proudly enjoys a daily listenership of 4.7 trillion, becoming the single most powerful Windsor Ontario radio station in human history.

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With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”

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With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”

Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station

Rising from our humble beginnings as a chained group of drive in speakers, today Windsor FM proudly enjoys a daily listenership of 4.7 trillion, becoming the single most powerful Windsor Ontario radio station in human history.

Windsor FM is the first Windsor Ontario radio station to use our patent pending technology that constantly monitors your anxiety, your home’s humidity level, your likely-hood of shoplifting a whole chicken, the price of milk and so on. We take all that data and in real time scour our vast music library and pick a suitable song for that exact moment. 99.9% perfect but on occasion it fucks up and plays Van Halen’s Jump while some asshole is rock climbing. If you hear Ed Sheran’s Castle on the Hill, chances are you have a broken leg! You should get that checked.

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Windsor FM News has you covered with all the news you need to know so you can head out the door still thinking I have to put up with all you assholes. Up to the minute news, sports, entertainment and more fluff that we think up. Hell, we will even throw in the odd story of someone stepping on a duck if you’d like.

BREAKING NEWS
Windsor Rental Listing: One-day lease with option to renew pending progress of demolition crew
Windsor FM Chief Meteorologist Doug Bramowski Gives His Nightly Forecast For His Ex-Wife Linda
Windsor Traffic Alerts: All motorists willing To kill anyone who makes them wait more than 10 seconds for anything
Study finds bullets fired on Central Ave. will dictate how rest of interaction will go
Windsor unveils ‘Good Luck’ signals for pedestrians trying to cross Tecumseh Rd.
Respectful Windsor Drivers Pull Over To Side Of Road To Skip The Dishes Delivery Guy Through


Meteorologist Doug Bramowski’s Forecast

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Next month, you get 2 minutes to catch as many live chickens until the bleeding starts to get really bad or you pass out!
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Windsor, Ontario, Canada
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