Chillout Now on air
chevron_left
-
play_arrow
Windsor FM Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station
WINDSOR FM
Windsor Ontario's Finest Radio Station
Rising from our humble beginnings as a chained group of drive in speakers, today Windsor FM proudly enjoys a daily listenership of 4.7 trillion, becoming the single most powerful Windsor Ontario radio station in human history.
Windsor FM is the first Windsor Ontario radio station to use our patent pending AI technology that constantly monitors your anxiety, your home’s humidity level, your likely-hood of shoplifting a whole chicken, the price of milk and so on. We take all that data and in real time scour our vast music library and pick a suitable song for that exact moment. 99.9% perfect but on occasion it fucks up and plays Van Halen’s Jump while some asshole is rock climbing. If you hear Ed Sheeran’s Castle on the Hill, chances are you have a broken leg! You should get that checked.
4.7
TRILLION LISTENERS
828
love this font
#3
With people who ask Alexa “Where is my husband tonight?”
Windsor Weekend Let down
A Bunch of Bullshit and Lies Lies About Your City
For every Show page the timetable is auomatically generated from the schedule, and you can set automatic carousels of Podcasts, Articles and Charts by simply choosing a category. Curabitur id lacus felis. Sed justo mauris, auctor eget tellus nec, pellentesque varius mauris. Sed eu congue nulla, et tincidunt justo. Aliquam semper faucibus odio id varius. Suspendisse varius laoreet sodales.
close
A Windsor Weekend
Presented by Monica Deep
For every Show page the timetable is auomatically generated from the schedule, and you can set automatic carousels of Podcasts, Articles and Charts by simply choosing a category. Curabitur id lacus felis. Sed justo mauris, auctor eget tellus nec, pellentesque varius mauris. Sed eu congue nulla, et tincidunt justo. Aliquam semper faucibus odio id varius. Suspendisse varius laoreet sodales.
close A Windsor Weekend
Presented by Monica Deep
For every Show page the timetable is auomatically generated from the schedule, and you can set automatic carousels of Podcasts, Articles and Charts by simply choosing a category. Curabitur id lacus felis. Sed justo mauris, auctor eget tellus nec, pellentesque varius mauris. Sed eu congue nulla, et tincidunt justo. Aliquam semper faucibus odio id varius. Suspendisse varius laoreet sodales.
closeWindsor FM News has you covered with all the news you need to know so you can head out the door still thinking I have to put up with all you assholes. Up to the minute news, sports, entertainment and more fluff that we think up. Hell, we will even throw in the odd story of someone stepping on a duck if you’d like.
BREAKING NEWS
☼
Meteorologist Doug Bramowski’s Finest Weather Forecast
for his whore of an ex-wife Linda
Windsor, CA
12°
Sunny
SunMonTue
25°C / 9°C
18°C / 6°C
19°C / 6°C
18°C / 6°C
19°C / 6°C
Battle Of The Exe’s
You Get To Decide and your decision is fucking final
Who Gets To Keep The Roomba?
Should He Have Had A Go At Breastfeeding?
Could He Have Saved The Marriage By Complimenting Her Jacket?
Click Here
Should He Have Had A Go At Breastfeeding?
Could He Have Saved The Marriage By Complimenting Her Jacket?
Listener Rewards Are Here
It Pains to Listen
You Get To Decide and your decision is fucking final
Earn rewards for just listening. As painful as it would be, you get free stuff. This month for every 12 hours you listen to us, you get one FREE hour at a local shooting range. You’re welcome!
Next month, you get 2 minutes to catch as many live chickens until the bleeding starts to get really bad or you pass out!
Click Here
Next month, you get 2 minutes to catch as many live chickens until the bleeding starts to get really bad or you pass out!
Trading Post
Sell Stuff
Earn rewards for just listening. As painful as it would be, you get free stuff. This month for every 12 hours you listen to us, you get one FREE hour at a local shooting range. You’re welcome!
Next month, you get 2 minutes to catch as many live chickens until the bleeding starts to get really bad or you pass out!
Click Here
Next month, you get 2 minutes to catch as many live chickens until the bleeding starts to get really bad or you pass out!